There is only one reason guys do anything besides eat, poop, and sleep. The main motivation behind what guys do is for the ladies. Now, you may question that after seeing a guy punch another guy in the shoulder and make a fart joke, but that punch and that fart joke for all for the benefit of impressing the female gender. From the occasional out-of-place burp to the funny shirts they wear, guys are just screaming for some feminine attention.
The best, and simplest, way to break down a man is to look at some of the lower rank and file of manhood. These are your typical variety that wear funny t-shirts to the bar and make lewd comments to women while throwing high-fives to their buddies. These funny t shirts that they wear have a tendency to be highly off-putting to any decent woman who reads it. This may seem like a poor tactic to take, but men would not resort to it unless a) they had any other option, or b) they had lots of money.
Remember in kindergarten when a little boy would run up to a little girl and pull her braids? She would cry and the little boy would run away laughing. This may seem like a mean thing to do, and the little boy should rightly be punished for his behavior. In reality, the little girl's tears were a way of getting the little girl to notice the existence of the little boy. Even though it is terrible, juvenile behavior, boys are doing the same thing today in the form of offending women with raunchy, funny tshirts.
Funny shirts are nowhere near as painful nor traumatic as physically assaulting someone and then laughing about it, but it can have similar effects. Guys only want attention, and if they can't get a positive reaction then they will certainly opt for a negative one. A negative reaction is much preferable than no reaction at all, so a man will intentionally rouse a woman to anger before letting her walk away, never to be heard from again.
Men must bring a women down to their level in order to understand them. If that is done by making them laugh at something silly they've done or by offending them with funny t shirts, then most of the hard work is done for a man. Men only need to get the slightest level of attention from a woman in order to distract and engage. Once the woman has been distracted from her predetermined goal of having drinks and spending time with friends, she is suddenly open to forming new goals for the evening. That new goal may just be entertaining the company of a new male in her life. Mission accomplished.
The best, and simplest, way to break down a man is to look at some of the lower rank and file of manhood. These are your typical variety that wear funny t-shirts to the bar and make lewd comments to women while throwing high-fives to their buddies. These funny t shirts that they wear have a tendency to be highly off-putting to any decent woman who reads it. This may seem like a poor tactic to take, but men would not resort to it unless a) they had any other option, or b) they had lots of money.
Remember in kindergarten when a little boy would run up to a little girl and pull her braids? She would cry and the little boy would run away laughing. This may seem like a mean thing to do, and the little boy should rightly be punished for his behavior. In reality, the little girl's tears were a way of getting the little girl to notice the existence of the little boy. Even though it is terrible, juvenile behavior, boys are doing the same thing today in the form of offending women with raunchy, funny tshirts.
Funny shirts are nowhere near as painful nor traumatic as physically assaulting someone and then laughing about it, but it can have similar effects. Guys only want attention, and if they can't get a positive reaction then they will certainly opt for a negative one. A negative reaction is much preferable than no reaction at all, so a man will intentionally rouse a woman to anger before letting her walk away, never to be heard from again.
Men must bring a women down to their level in order to understand them. If that is done by making them laugh at something silly they've done or by offending them with funny t shirts, then most of the hard work is done for a man. Men only need to get the slightest level of attention from a woman in order to distract and engage. Once the woman has been distracted from her predetermined goal of having drinks and spending time with friends, she is suddenly open to forming new goals for the evening. That new goal may just be entertaining the company of a new male in her life. Mission accomplished.
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